Dios Mío! Look at the...!

1/19
...people selling scissors on the subway.

...prostitutes in broad daylight.


1/30
...toddler napping with her mother's exposed breast in her mouth...
   Nursing may be natural, but please cover yourself while your child's asleep.

...lingerie for (stripper) Barbie!

...magazine cover with a topless women whose name is Floppy.

...pack of chopper-style bicycles with built-in radios.


2/1
...kid running away with my favorite necklace!


2/2
...beautiful view of the river and skyline at night from the roof of our office in Puerto Madero.


2/5
...banana hammock on that guy!

...50 foot Jesus that just appeared out of nowhere! Wait, is he turning in circles too?

...emo kids.  First goths I've seen on this trip.  I can't believe they exist when there's so much sun here.  Aren't they vampires or something?

...10 foot ghost standing outside of the Recoleta Cemetery! Eh, scaring people away is not a good way to earn money, dude. Creeeeper.

...giant cow replica outside that restaurant. Was that there yesterday?

...bus leaving us behind! RUUUNNN!


2/6
...lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!

...Superbowl ads. They're not from America; oh no!!!

2/7
...people making out in the grocery store*!? *making out is really normal here: on the street, on the bus, in the park, but in the produce section-HUH?

2/8
...vomit I just stood in on the crowded subway w/ nowhere else to go. AWESOME.

2/19
...thigh-high water flooding the streets.  I guess we're swimming home.

2/26
...bee hanging off my neck with the stinger still in. OUCH!

3/5
...hundreds of balloons flying off into the sunset.

...moves Shakira has! She's incredible!

3/9
...hives covering my entire body : (

3/16
(not my picture!)
...multi-colored Mr. Rogers trolley going down the streets like it's looking for the rest of the parade filled with drunken yelling partiers. BA party bus?!

3/17
...leprechaun little people drinking with us at the pub crawl! Happy St. Patty's day!!

3/18
...woman holding a water bottle up to her son's privates to pee in public.  Followed by her putting the open bottle in her bag.  I swear the train station is where the crazies hang out.

3/20
...Barney walking down the street! "I love you, you love me..."

3/26
...guy wearing a Marilyn Manson mask walking through Plaza Francia. SCARY!